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Judging these books by their steamy covers

The Beacon reviews raunchy romance novels from Danielle Steel to Etherington's NASCAR sagas

Kimya Kavehkar

Issue date: 2/11/10 Section: Lifestyle
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Full Throttle (2007)


Wendy Etherington

Kane Jackson, NASCAR driver and heartthrob, is on the brink of winning a championship. Jackson is a little sullen because he dumped the lady love and crew chief Lexie Mercer, but he's thinking of giving up racing to get a second chance with her. Lexie's father, who also happens to be Kane's boss, thinks the relationship is a bad idea because is will cost him money...er, the championship. In another brilliant example of parental cock-blocking, Kane's father, a former NFL star, thinks NASCAR isn't a sport. Do Lexie and Kane have what it takes to keep the relationship in gear? Or will the desire to cross the finish line first out their love in the fiery death-flames of a horrific racing accident?

Full Throttle
Her Colorado Man

Her Colorado Man (2009)


Cheryl St. John

Mariah, an 18-year-old in the 19th century, winds up pregnant and without a baby-daddy to console her in her small Colorado town. Being the notorious liar that she is, Mariah tells everyone around about her "husband" that has run off to Alaska to search for gold to complete the make-believe family. She mysteriously disappears for a year, then returns to find a dashing adventurer by the name of Wes Burrows, who claims to be the husband she invented. Mariah's meddling grandfather has been sending letters to Burrows in Alaska, desperately begging someone to complete the perfect frontier family. Romance, intrigue, and puking ensue!

Irish Thoroughbred (1981)


Nora Roberts

Author Nora Roberts is known for her grocery store check-out aisle fame, her books typically picked up by single ladies and accompanied by nine tins of cat food. Travel back in time to her very first novel, "Irish Thoroughbred" (1981). Sassy Irish girl, Adelia Cunnane, immigrates from Ireland to America to live with her Uncle Paddy at Royal Meadows, where he is a thoroughbred trainer. She takes a job as a groomer, living the American dream of the indentured servant until she lays eyes on the owner, Travis Grant. Uncle Paddy falls ill, and on his deathbed requests that Adelia and Travis marry. The two oblige solely to make him happy, but while Paddy uses his bedpan, the two look across the hospital bed at each other and fall hopelessly in love.

Irish Thoroughbred
Toxic Bachelors

Toxic Bachelors (2005)


Danielle Steel

This one's for the "bros" out there who like to cuddle up by the fire with a good book when they're not playing beer pong. Three handsome 40-something bachelors and commitment-phobes (points for originality) Charlie Harrington, Adam Weiss and Gray Hawk board a wild cruise on Harrington's yacht. They party, they drink and they seduce a lot of ladies, but suddenly, one-by-one they all start falling madly in love with women who have "really good personalities"-not the normal bimbos they approached with their "wham, bam, thank you ma'am" attitude. Will these silly boys really change their ways?

photos from of eHarlequin.com


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Eve S

posted 2/17/10 @ 9:34 AM EST

Considering, it kills me to actually comment on an "article" I don't want to dignify with a response or proof that anyone reads your dreck...er, blog. (Continued…)

Cheryl St.John

posted 2/17/10 @ 11:16 AM EST

I would imagine that Nora, Wendy and Danielle would be as puzzled as I am to learn that their bookcovers are raunchy. I have to wonder how you selected novels from two diverse time periods to include in your reviews. (Continued…)

Nadia

posted 2/18/10 @ 9:20 AM EST

Hmm. I've been married for 13 years, have no cats, and buy my Nora from Amazon. I have fond memories of "Irish Thoroughbred," which I read as a teen as an antidote to the pain and anguish of the required high school reading list. (Continued…)

Melissa

posted 2/18/10 @ 10:28 AM EST

I am trying to decide your purpose in this bit of writing. Was it just to bash authors who (shudder) have actually been published in the popular fiction market? ( In the case of Ms Steele, and Ms Roberts very, very successfully. (Continued…)

deb sanders

posted 2/18/10 @ 10:57 AM EST

If you are allowed to judge a book by its cover than I should be allowed to judge you by your name. Hmmmm...let's see....a sexually repressed woman (or perhaps a man writing under an alias) who lives a bitter unfulfilled life in a cluttered flat with a cat. (Continued…)

AnimeJune

posted 2/18/10 @ 11:07 AM EST

Thank you Kimya Kavehkar, for making your gross ignorance and misogyny so endearingly public, and thereby lowering the already iffy standard of the Berkeley Beacon right along with you. (Continued…)

Shiloh Walker

posted 2/18/10 @ 12:03 PM EST

LMAO. Well, I've read two of the authors you've 'reviewed' here and I've got to say, you missed them by a mile.

I'm happily married, a mom and a licensed nurse, although now I write fulltime. (Continued…)

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AnnaMaria

posted 2/18/10 @ 12:05 PM EST

It's obvious that you didn't read the books. And it's obvious that you're not familiar with the genre. It makes me wonder, why would you bother to write about something you know nothing about? Perhaps you thought that romance is an acceptable target because "nobody important" reads romance. (Continued…)

Heather

posted 2/18/10 @ 12:08 PM EST

Lets check our facts here..

Nora Roberts was the first author to be inducted into the Romance Writers of America Hall of Fame. As of 2006, her novels had spent a combined 660 weeks on the New York Times Bestseller List, including 100 weeks in the number-one spot. (Continued…)

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Laura T.

posted 2/18/10 @ 12:18 PM EST

Wow. Romance readers propel more money through the publishing industry than mystery and science fiction *combined*, but romance readers and writers and publishers are the ones that get all the mocking. (Continued…)

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